{"product_id":"aargh-pirate-sausalito-kids-short-sleeve-t-shirt","title":"Aargh! Pirate Sausalito Kid's Short Sleeve T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Summer Standoff at Sausalito Ferry Co Over A Kids T Shirt. \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Intel (From a Kid’s Perspective)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen, we left Houston yesterday where the air is basically warm soup. My parents packed approximately zero jackets because they saw the word \"California\" on the map and assumed it meant \"unregulated tropical paradise.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eNow we are standing in Sausalito. The fog is rolling in like a spooky movie, the wind is trying to steal my shoes, and my dad is currently shivering so hard his sunglasses are rattling. He keep muttering, \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"205\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\"But it's July... it's July...\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eAnd then, I saw it. The Holy Grail. The \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"40\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eAargh! Pirate Sausalito Kid's Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIt has a massive pirate ship on it. It says \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eAargh!\u003c\/i\u003e right on the front. It is the greatest piece of textile engineering in human history. I \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"139\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eneed\u003c\/i\u003e it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"citation-326 citation-327 citation-328 citation-329 citation-330 citation-end-330\"\u003eThe Negotiation\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-326 citation-327 citation-328 citation-329 citation-end-329\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-326 citation-327 citation-328 citation-end-328\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-326 citation-327 citation-end-327\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-326 citation-end-326\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\" id=\"p-rc_93a051636cf1b0df-30\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-325\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-324 citation-325\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-323 citation-324 citation-325\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-322 citation-323 citation-324 citation-325\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-321 citation-322 citation-323 citation-324 citation-325\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-321 citation-322 citation-323 citation-324 citation-325\"\u003eMe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-321 citation-322 citation-323 citation-324 citation-325 citation-end-325\"\u003e \"Mom, look! I need the pirate shirt! It's seafoam green! It matches the color of my lips right now!\"\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-321 citation-322 citation-323 citation-324 citation-end-324\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-321 citation-322 citation-323 citation-end-323\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"8\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-321 citation-322 citation-end-322\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"9\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-321 citation-end-321\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"10\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\" id=\"p-rc_93a051636cf1b0df-31\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-319\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-318 citation-319\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-317 citation-318 citation-319\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-317 citation-318 citation-319\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-317 citation-318 citation-319 citation-320\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-317 citation-318 citation-319 citation-320\"\u003eMom (wrapped in a gift-shop beach towel):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-317 citation-318 citation-319 citation-320 citation-end-320\"\u003e \"Absolutely not! You are already turning into an icicle. If I buy you a short-sleeve shirt, your arms will literally shatter\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"11\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-317 citation-318 citation-319 citation-end-319\"\u003e and fall off in this wind.\"\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"12\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-317 citation-318 citation-end-318\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"13\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-317 citation-end-317\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"14\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-316 citation-end-316\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"15\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\" id=\"p-rc_93a051636cf1b0df-32\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-313\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-313\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-313 citation-314\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-313 citation-314 citation-315\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-313 citation-314 citation-315\"\u003eMe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-313 citation-314 citation-315 citation-end-315\"\u003e \"But Mom! Pirates don't wear parkas! Sir Francis\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"16\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-313 citation-314 citation-end-314\"\u003e Drake didn't discover San Francisco Bay wearing a fleece zip-up from Costco! This shirt builds character! It channels the raw, unfiltered power o\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"17\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-313 citation-end-313\"\u003ef the high seas!\"\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"18\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-312 citation-end-312\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"19\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\" id=\"p-rc_93a051636cf1b0df-33\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-310\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-310 citation-311\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-310 citation-311\"\u003eDad (teeth chattering):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-310 citation-311 citation-end-311\"\u003e \"Go ask... the shopkeeper... if the\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"20\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-310 citation-end-310\"\u003ey sell... heated blankets... or a bonfi\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\" data-turn-source-index=\"21\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ere...\"\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWhy My Parents are Wrong (Product Specs)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThey think a short-sleeve shirt is \"inappropriate for a microclimate.\" I think they lack imagination. Here is why this shirt is actually a survival tool:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Premium Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s soft enough to wipe away the tears caused by the 40 mph headwind coming off the bay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for High-Seas Adventure:\u003c\/b\u003e The pirate ship graphic adds an automatic +10 armor rating against incoming fog banks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Souvenir:\u003c\/b\u003e When we go back to the humidity dome next week, I can wear this and remind everyone of the time we visited the arctic tundra of Northern California.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eCurrent Status:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eI am currently staging a sit-in near the door. Mom is looking at the price tag (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"80\"\u003e$25.99\u003c\/b\u003e). I told her that's a small price to pay to stop me from whining until the ferry gets here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eWish me luck. If I get the shirt, I'm wearing it right over my long-sleeve thermal. If I don't... well, I might have to mutiny.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Hed","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Seafoam","offer_id":52670429135141,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Grey","offer_id":52670429167909,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Melon","offer_id":52670429200677,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Seafoam","offer_id":52670429233445,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Grey","offer_id":52670429266213,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Melon","offer_id":52670429298981,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Seafoam","offer_id":52670429331749,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Grey","offer_id":52670429364517,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Melon","offer_id":52670429397285,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Seafoam","offer_id":52670429430053,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Grey","offer_id":52670429462821,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Melon","offer_id":52670429495589,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0873\/7536\/files\/aargh-pirate-sausalito-kids-tshirt-seafoam.jpg?v=1782848068","url":"https:\/\/www.sausalitoferry.com\/en-ca\/products\/aargh-pirate-sausalito-kids-short-sleeve-t-shirt","provider":"Sausalito Ferry Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}