Squishable Mini Duckling

What is a duckling's all-time favorite snack? Cheese n' quackers! On the thin premise of this pun he waddles his way to the convenience store. He gets all the quackers. I mean crackers. He gets all the cheese. He brings all his selections up to the checkout and tells the cashier to put it on his bill. The cashier gives the Mini Duckling a strange look but complies, plopping the boxes onto our hero's face. The Mini Duckling balances them there all the way home. The adorable cycle of puns is complete.